Came across this earlier, on the internet- Isn’t it just awesome!
I’m not saying he was ugly, but if he had a staring competition with a Gorgon, it would be the Gorgon who turned to stone.
I was inspired to write some wisecracks when I started reading a book called Selling Hope. It’s a really great book. I really recommend buying it!
My Dad emailed me some pictures of newspaper articles last week. Here’s what they say: They’re hilarious, don’t you think!?
An Army Vehicle Disappears
An Australian army vehicle worth $74,000 has gone missing after being painted with camouflage.
Statistics Show That Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After Age 25
And my favourite:
Police: Crack Found In Man’s Buttocks
Police searching a downtown home found a man hiding 15 plastic bags of crack cocaine in his buttocks.
A week or so ago, we went to Wolferton. There was a new sign:
Bull On Reserve
I looked around and everyone had red T-Shirts on
How awesome is this:
I don’t know what gave me the idea to do this, but I has fun
The X Men:
I found this Mario Kart Wiki today. I love the way the sign looks like the Box Art on Mario Kart Wii:
Anyway, a great Wiki. It shows you all the courses in every Mario Kart game, which is what I was looking up this morning.
I found these Quotes I’d written in 2011 a few days ago. I’m not going to guarantee they mean anything, ‘cos they probably don’t; but they made me smile Good times! I didn’t really understand Quotes, mind you. Now I realise, you can’t make quotes; other people pick them out of speeches or books you’ve made
Life is a bit like weather; you have to have the winter to appreciate the summer.
People are like chameleons; they change to fit in with their surroundings.
Some people are like parrots. Always squawking, but for little use.
Most people have brains where you can drive in and out easily. Some people’s brains are dual carriage ways, some are covered with NO ENTRY signs. Some are one way lanes, some have temporary barriers blocking the brain, some have a ditch in between the road outside and the road inside, and some you have to wait for the lights to change to get through.
Words can be the deadliest weapon, the most beautiful form or the sweetest cure.
I’m always setting myself up with big tasks – like dictionaries or novels – and then not fin-!
I find it very hard to meditate and clear my mind. When I think I’ve finally got to the point of having a clear mind I realize I’ve still got three things on my mind: 1. Thinking about meditation 2. Thinking I’ve got to the point of having a clear mind and 3. Realizing I’ve got those two previous things on mind.
I always used to be jealous of other peoples work, then I discovered if I listened to or saw it over a hundred times then it’s quite likely I will get bored of it, so therefore not be jealous of it anymore.
In a conversation it is always safer to stick to the main roads. So don’t turn the steering wheel or you might crash.
The grains of ultimate life lay under many layers of ice.
Life is a bit like being a flower; sometimes it shoots up and at other times it struggles to grow.
Life is a bit like being a goalkeeper; sometimes it just rolls gently at your feet and at other times it bounces and is hard to control.